BERAK

We're having our dinner. I ate too much *as usual. A few hours later, i got a stomach ache. I hastily went to the washroom.


"Siapa dalam tandas?"

"Aku. Kenapa?" My eldest sister's voice.

"Kau buat apa?"

"Berak."

"Berak? Oi, cepat sikit! Aku pun mau berak!"

"Aku mau mandi nie!"

"Nanti la kau mandi. Bagi aku berak dulu. Cepat kau!"


I was holding my stomach ache for a few minutes. Seriously, IT'S HORRIBLE. Then I heard the locker of the washroom's door was opened.


"Siap sudah."

"Kau sudah pam kah?"

"Kau kelam-kabut betul. Pam la sekali lepas kau berak."

"WHAT!?"

-.-'